Two teens who attacked Big Balls avoid jail

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Harris Rigby

Oct 15, 2025

The kickoff to Trump's law and order push began when DOGE employee "Big Balls" (Edward Coristine) was brutally beaten in the streets of DC as he protected a woman from being carjacked.

Now, it appears two of the eight attackers are avoiding jail time.

Here's the Post:

Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court.

The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported.

The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.

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