There's a certain part of the population who are never, ever going to put woke away, isn't there?
And at the top of the list are local government employees like librarians and nature park employees.
Exhibit A:
Learn about how Queerness ...
Capital Q.
... exists in animal relationships and behaviors.
Yes, the oppressed sexual identity group of gay animals!
This thing is being put on by a group of LGBTQ+ adult Mainers, and it looks like, quite literally, the gayest thing to ever exist.
During our Queer Ecology presentation, participants will get to meet some of the very animals we are learning about LIVE. The Center For Wildlife will introduce their many animal ambassadors such as owls, falcons, snakes, turtles, bats, and more.
Lemme guess, they're going to have the turtles in lingerie...
Thank goodness this isn't a kids' event!!
These people just look at everything and see gay, don't they?
In other news, I traveled to the future and this is just one story I found in 2030 Maine:
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