HAHAHAHAHAHA.
DAYS? You think it would take DAYS?
Canada, either the 51st or 52nd American state, is preparing for war -- and by that I mean they're preparing to lay down their arms, come shake Donald Trump's hand, and become part of the Union.
I'll take you over to Canadian newspaper The Globe and Mail:
The Canadian Armed Forces have modelled a hypothetical U.S. military invasion of Canada and the country's potential response, which includes tactics similar to those employed against Russia and later U.S.-led forces in Afghanistan, two senior government officials say.
It is believed to be the first time in a century that the Canadian Armed Forces have created a model of an American assault on this country, a founding member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and a partner with the U.S. in continental air defence.
A military model is a conceptual and theoretical framework, not a military plan, which is an actionable and step-by-step directive for executing operations.
To be clear, "A U.S. operation is unlikely, and the scenarios are conceptual."
Still, this makes me giggle.
Here are some photos from the Canadian Department of Defense showing the brave xe/xers that will be on the front lines!
Canada v. America would be an amazing four-hour battle, and then Trump's dreams of a free Canada would become a reality.
Good luck, Canada!
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