I read this headline, in the mainstream media of all places, and I genuinely thought, "There ain't no way."
But, yeah, given the odds, there's definitely a way.
Department of Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem had her purse and around $3,000 stolen from her while out to dinner the other night.
And, in a turn of perfect irony, the man accused of stealing her stuff is in the country illegally according to the US Attorney.
The suspect who was arrested Saturday in the theft of Secretary Kristi Noem's purse is in the country illegally, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia said in an interview with NBC News.
Ed Martin said a second suspect who also is in the country illegally is being sought by law enforcement.

The same folks who try to downplay illegal immigration and the threat of crime being forced to cover TWO illegal aliens who teamed up to rob a Washington D.C. official?
You can't make this up!
(Please, tell me Kristi Noem didn't make this up 😅)
The person who took the bag knew what he was doing, Martin said.
'This was not an amateur. This was a person, a thief, that knew how to do this. You could see how he scouted the room out.'
Now, according to officials, ICE is involved in the case, and we know that has to mean only one thing:

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