Jason Kelce jokingly called Dallas the "armpit and butthole" of America but retracted his statement for some reason

In case you didn't know, last night's NFL football game was "broadcast live from Springfield" where they made the announcers look like Simpsons characters straight out of a nightmare.

Mina Kimes, in all of her Springfieldian glory, made this comment on Disney+:

This was followed up by this comment from Jason Kelce on the normal Monday Night Football broadcast:

(Apparently Jason hasn't heard of Gary, Indiana, but I digress.)

That bro next to him, Marcus Spears, looks to have been super offended. Spears played eight years in Dallas before ending his career with a year in Baltimore, so I'm thinking he is playing games with that face he's making and his emotions.

Anyway, Kelce retracted his statement for some reason.

His co-hosts quickly chimed in shouting, 'Woah! Woah!' while Kelce replied, 'It was a joke!'

'I was joking … see now I …' he attempted to explain before freezing and looking at the people surrounding him. 'Guys, it was just a joke because of what Mina said.'

Stick to your convictions, Kelce!!


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