Man, if you live in one of America's "progressive" cities, you really need to get a Cybertruck, which is rolling out to dealerships and homes as of Thursday:

Me to my wife:

The vast majority of armed crimes in America involve pistols, and anything larger than .45 ACP isn't super fun to carry or shoot out of a hand cannon (stupid recoil).

The slightly-smaller 9mm is the standard used in most semi-auto pistols these days, and while you can buy cheap Level IIIA plates that will protect you from a bad guy with a blaster, the metal door of your futuristic silver Batmobile is an added layer of protection that's cool as heck.

It ain't gonna stop most rifle rounds, but it'll stop that drive-by in Chiraq!

(Plus, for larger engagements, you should already be running a truck gun 😉)

And if you're still asking why anyone would want such a thing, go and ask all the motorists recently attacked by Hamas!

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