We've been happily following the looming, onrushing train wreck of Disney's "Snow White" remake for some time now:
Well, opening weekend is finally here, folks. And I'm pleased to report that it's looking as horrifically bad for Disney as we all thought it would:
That one deserves its own pullquote:
Budget: $269,400,000
The IMAX screen of the biggest theater near me has only sold 30% of the show that's staring in 40 minutes, and the 10pm show has only sold six seats.....SIX!!!
It really is that bad, my friends:
There's no question — the movie is not performing well at the box office:
As of Friday mid-day, the beleaguered live-action remake of the 1937 classic reaped $15.5 million across 4,200 North American theaters, including $3.5 million from Thursday night's previews, Deadline reported.
Matinees and Sunday evening showings could give the movie a much-needed boost, however, but Deadline projects the film's domestic box office numbers will fall somewhere in the mid-$40 million range — putting it in competition with the washout "Dumbo" remake from 2019.
I cannot wait till the official numbers come in!
Give this garbage remake a poison apple, it needs to sleep!

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